I have been named the "biter" in school. 2 of my other classmates, Antika and Nigel are also part of the biter group.
Last week, Mummy received a phone call from my teachers to say that I fought with Nigel. Cos I accidentally brushed his elbow and he was not happy with it. Then he pushed me. Of cos I have to show him some power. So I also pushed him. The teachers had to separate us in the end.
Today I came home with a blue black on my right ear. I told Mummy that somebody bite me and somebody beat me over dinner. Mummy thought I was sprouting nonsense... until she saw the blue black mark on my right ear.
Mummy was a bit upset cos nobody updated her when she picked me up today. The teacher only said I lao sai 3 times. Very watery and smelly. Mummy felt like telling the new chinese teacher, lao sai got nice smell one mei.
For the record, here is our conversation:
B: Mummy, somebody bite Bremen, somebody bite Bremen. Beat Bremen. Pain.
Mummy: ???? (continues to feed porridge)
B: (also forgets and continue to play with toys)
After bath, when Mummy is changing me:
Mummy: Lao Gong, he got blue black on his ear.
Daddy: (conts to do housework)
Mummy: Bremen, why your ear got blue black? What happened?
B: Antika bite Bremen. Nigel beat bremen.
Mummy: bite where? beat where?
B: Here (point to ear), pain.
Mummy: Who beat you?
B: Nigel beat Bremen.
Mummy: Nigel beat where?
B: Nigel beat head.
Mummy: (smses my form teacher for an explanation).
Mummy: I think he got a fright from the fight, that's why lao sai.
Daddy: Must be they never see lo.
Mummy: (upset)
Mummy dun be sad la. I also bite and beat them for fun... hee hee
